Segunda Empregvel - Edi§£o 47

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Revista Segunda Empregável contendo as ofertas de emprego das principais listas de tecnologia (Brasília e Região) e dicas para garantir uma boa empregabilidade

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2. Editorial RSE pg 2 PPoossiittiivvaammeennttee...... Bem vindo a 47 edio da Revista Segunda Empregvel (click aqui para acessar todas as edies anteriores). Aproveite as diversas oportunidades de emprego que so lanadas diariamente na nossa lista de discusso, alm de vrias notcias sobre o mercado de trabalho de TI. Ser negativo no simplesmente achar que tudo est ruim, essa a caracterstica do Pessimista. No existe o ser negativo perfeito, pois seria uma pessoa muito confusa. Algumas pessoas otimistas ao fazerem um comentrio negativo se defendem dizendo: "Sou realista". Afinal, o que um ser negativo? Antigamente, quando usavamos mquinas fotogrficas analgicas, ao revelar o filme recebiamos o negativo, que nada mais era do que a prpria foto s que com as cores invertidas. Isso pode nos ensinar muito sobre o que vem a ser uma pessoa negativa. Nesta edio veremos dois lados da Negatividade, como lidar com colegas que so negativos boa parte do tempo e pior como lidar com respostas negativas. Acho engraado que quando se est em uma posio de chefia ao dizer "no" automaticamente essa palavra trocada por "perseguio". "Disse NO porque odeia o meu trabalho e no gosta de mim, vou procurar outro lugar que sou querido". Existe um termo psicolgico para isso e chamado de carncia. E sinto em lhe dizer que no existir uma nica empresa na qual ser feliz e lhe recomendaria um tratamento. Software Livre Esta revista foi produzida com o uso de programas de uso livre. Editada com o programa Scribus verso 1.4.3 e com o Gimp verso 2.8.8 para correo das imagens. No nenhuma parania em relao a isso, apenas gosto demais das empresas para praticar pirataria. Alm disso, essa revista totatalmente gratuita e pode ser distribuda e copiada a vontade. Colaboradores Sua crtica sobre esta revista. Diferente do que muitas pessoas pensam, levo as crticas e um nvel de extrema importncia, pois acredito que so essas opnies, sejam positivas ou negativas, que nos ajudam a corrigir o caminho que devemos traar. Espero que lhe possa ser to proveitoso a leitura desta como me foi entregar esta nova revista para toda uma comunidade de pessoas que esto atrs de uma vaga no mercado de trabalho. Fernando Anselmo http://about.me/fernando.anselmo Editor Sobre a Revista Esta uma publicao semanal voltada a empregabilidade no mercado de informtica. Quase todos os dias da semana recebo e distribuo, nas listas que participo, diversas vagas de vrias empresas. Resolvi organiz-las por perfis, gerar algumas estatsticas extremamente interessantes e juntar dois ou trs artigos da rea e nasceu essa revista eletrnica que pode ser o comeo de uma excelente caminhada atrs de um emprego ideal. Foi-se o tempo que saber uma linguagem de programao era garantia de um bom emprego e segurana financeira para o resto de sua vida. Profissionais se gabavam de carreiras iniciadas como estagirios e finalizadas como diretores da empresa. Atualmente existe uma corrida de aprendizado em uma rea que muda na velocidade que as percepes da realidade so alteradas e passam a ser influenciadas por um fluxo constante de novas informaes que causam um tremendo impacto em todo o conhecimento enraizado e aprendido a duro custo. A empregabilidade profissional no meio da informtica passa por cinco fatores: Formao Tcnica Marketing Pessoal Redes de Relacionamento Capacidade de Absoro da Informao Capacidade de Processar a Informao No se preocupe, no tenho a pretenso de acabar com o dinamismo de qualquer lista, pois continuarei a divulgar diariamente os anncios de vagas. Esta revista um auxiliar para as pessoas que no tiveram tempo durante a semana de ver e analisar as vagas alm de fornecer alguns artigos interessantes. A pergunta : Voc est preparado? Realizao: Fernando Anselmo fernando.anselmo74@gmail.com http://www.grupos.com.br/group/ segundaempregavel/ 3. LearnEnglish RSE pg 3 Farmer Jokes :: By Ogden Pence Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound. He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom." The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it. One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed. About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat. The old farmer said "naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a railroad tie." Work Jokes :: By Simple Sentiments A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in." Animal Jokes :: By shannon Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold black alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way -- but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on.. The cat lay down upon the pillow and was happy. A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth. The earth was no better for them than it was the cat. They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them roller-skates. One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she liked heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow was the meals on wheels. Miscellaneous Jokes :: By Nicole A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch in the back of the house, I will give you a good meal." So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner asks, "Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in." The hobo says, "Thank you very much, sir. But there's something that I think you should know. It's not a Porsche you got there. It's a BMW.." Elderly Jokes :: By Anonymous Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife. "I've left the tickets on it." 4. LearnEnglish RSE pg 4 Genesis - Chapter 41 (cont) 52 And the name of the second he called Ephraim: "For God has caused me to be fruitful in the land of my affliction." 53 Then the seven years of plenty which were in the land of Egypt ended, 54 and the seven years of famine began to come, as Joseph had said. The famine was in all lands, but in all the land of Egypt there was bread. 55 So when all the land of Egypt was famished, the people cried to Pharaoh for bread. Then Pharaoh said to all the Egyptians, "Go to Joseph; whatever he says to you, do." 56 The famine was over all the face of the earth, and Joseph opened all the storehouses and sold to the Egyptians. And the famine became severe in the land of Egypt. 57 So all countries came to Joseph in Egypt to buy grain, because the famine was severe in all lands. Genesis - Chapter 42 1 When Jacob saw that there was grain in Egypt, Jacob said to his sons, "Why do you look at one another?" 2 And he said, "Indeed I have heard that there is grain in Egypt; go down to that place and buy for us there, that we may live and not die." 3 So Joseph's ten brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4 But Jacob did not send Joseph's brother Benjamin with his brothers, for he said, "Lest some calamity b