Tradução do programa "Tudo sobre Sexo"

8/20/2019 Tradução do programa "Tudo sobre Sexo"

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All AboutSex

TUDO SOBRE SEXO01:00:00

Narradora GRAPHICS ON SCREEN:This television prora! isan honest "onversation aboutsex# intended $or adults# %hi"h!a& in"lude "oarse lanuae#i!aes and voi"e !ail !essaesto ex'bo&$riends(

ESTE )RO*RA+A , U+A -ON.ERSA S/N-ERASOBRE SEXO# .OTADO )ARA ADUTOS# UE

)ODE /N-U/R /N*UA*ENS RUDES#/+A*ENS E +ENSA*ENS DE .O2 A EX'

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+araret -ho This brand ne%# a%eso!e sho%# All About Sex# is allabout sex# and intended $or an adult audien"e( There!a& be lanuae and i!aes &ou !iht $inddisturbin( / don3t believe that $or one se"ond# but%e3re obliated to sa& this(

Esse novo e in"r4vel sho%# Tudo Sobre Sexo# 5 sobresexo e voltado para u! p6bli"o adulto( )oder7 terlinuae! e i!aens 8ue vo"9 pode a"har

perturbadoras( Eu no "reio 8ue isso a"onte;a# !asso!os obriados a di

?eather+"Donald

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Oa / thin headboard %o!an on Sex sent !e to theER is enius( / !ean %e3ve all $aed a heada"he butshe %ent reall& $ar( / thin she plotted this %hole thinto et out o$ sex(

O# eu a"ho 8ue a !ulher "abe"eira e! Sexo !e!andou pro hospitalF 5 enial( uero diC

?eather+"Donald

/ Hust sa& /3! so tin& &ou3ll never $it(

Eu sG dio 8ue sou to pe8uenina 8ue vo"9 no nun"avai "aber(

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K +"Donald bene$its# and %e3re read& to o all the %a&@

Esse 5 o e!preo dos sonhos( NGs so!os suas novasa!ias "o! bene$4"ios e esta!os prontas para $a0s tr&in to et prenant and !&L0s# huh ph# avoidin sex altoether(

+arissa aret Jinour( / passei !eus =0 anos tentandono enravidar# !eus >0 tentando enravidar e !eusL0 anos# uh! rea;o# evitando sexo "o!pleta!ente(

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+arissa aretJinour

+& thin %ould be lie put the dishes a%a&@

Eu $aria alo "o!o ' ave as lou;as@01:01:0L

Dr( Ti$$anieDavis ?enr&

/3! Dr( Ti$$anie Davis ?enr a "erti$ied sex therapistand /3ll be &our eroti" tour uide to a happ healthhorn& sex li$e(

Eu sou a Dra( Ti$$anie Davis ?enr u!a diplo!adaterapeuta de sexo e serei sua uia turisti"a erGti"a parau!a $eli

+arissa aretJinour

That3s reat@

/sso $oi de!ais@01:01:1C

+araret -ho /3! +araret -ho( /3ve been a pioneer in alternativesexualit& $or &ears# and / %ill be &our uide to the %ildside(

Eu sou +araret -ho( ?7 !uito te!po# sou u!a pioneira e! sexualidade alternativa e serei sua uia para o lado selvae!(

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+araret -ho / %ant to tea"h &ou u&s ho% to do ho ties(

Eu 8uero ensinar vo"9s "o!o $a


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+arissa aretJinour

i$ so!eone tried to ho tie !e# $irst o$ all i$ the& "alledit a ho tie# /3d be out(

Se alu5! tentar $a


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K ?OT BED NEJS NOT-/AS DE -A+A UENTE

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+araret -ho Jo!en are !ain !ore !one& no%# &ou no%

As !ulheres esto anhando !ais dinheiro aora# vo"9

sabe(((01:0=:0P

?eather+"Donald

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+araret -ho no% %e "an a"tuall& a$$ord to bed se"retaries(

(((aora nGs pode!os paar por se"ret7rios de "a!a(01:0=:10

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?eather

+"Donald

Qes# &es( And no% %o!en are lie no# /3! pa&in the

!ortae# / don3t %ant Hust a pair o$ ne% shoes# / %antso!e $resh penis in )ittsburh on !& %or trip( /deserve that too(

Si!# si!( E aora as !ulheres esto tipo ' no# euestou paando a hipote"a# eu no 8uero apenas u! parde sapatos novos# eu 8uero u! pou"o de p9nis $res"oe! )ittsburh na !inha viae! a trabalho( Eu !ere;oisso ta!b5!(

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+araret -ho Jo!en# %e3re# %e3re so"iali


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bo&$riend# Brian l&nn ph( Brian l&nn# %here are&ou Qou loved !e %hen / %as 1K( oo# / don3t%ant to leave !& husband $or hi!# / Hust %ant to o tolun"h %ith hi! be"ause / no% he3ll# it3ll be adisappoint!ent# he3ll be lie !iddle aed# but / loo

the sa!e(

Be!# e "o! o a"eboo# tipo# vo"9 pode a"har pessoas( No entanto# eu no tive sorte e! a"har !euex'na!orado# Brian l&nn( Brian l&nn# onde est7vo"9 .o"9 !e a!ou 8uando eu tinha 1K anos( Olhe#eu no 8uero deixar !eu !arido por ele# eu sG 8uero8ue al!o"e!os Huntos por8ue sei 8ue ser7 u!a rande$rustra;o# ele deve aparentar !eia'idade# !as eu estouainda "o! a !es!a apar9n"ia(

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lauhinrisadas

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?eather+"Donald

So it3ll be lie# it3ll be a ni"e lun"h $or hi!(

Ento ser7 tipo# u! al!o;o leal pra ele(01:0=:CP

+arissa aretJinour

/ %ill help &ou $ind hi!(

Eu vou te aHudar a en"ontr7'lo01:0=:CK

?eather+"Donald

Jill &ou help !e $ind hi! / have looed(

.o"9 "onseue !e aHudar Eu pro"urei(

01:0=:CK +arissa aretJinour / have / a! the biest a"eboo staler there is( /have a plan B# / have a plan -(

Eu tenho(((eu sou a !aior rastreadora de a"eboo 8ueexiste( Eu tenho u! plano B# eu tenho u! plano -(

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?eather+"Donald

There is about P#000 Brian l&nns(

Existe! e! torno de P(000 Brian l&nns(01:0>:0C

+arissa aretJinour

/ a! lie oh# / "an $ind Brian l&nn(

Eu sou tipo# oh# eu posso a"har Brian l&nn(

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?eather+"Donald

Oa&( ?e thouht / had a beauti$ul sinin voi"e( /t%as lie ever&thin about !e loved# and /# !& %hole$a!il& is lie so over !e / Hust %ant so!eone to lieive !e "o!pli!ents(

O( Ele a"hava 8ue eu tinha u!a bela vo< "antante(Era "o!o se ele a!asse tudo sobre !i! e eu# !inha$a!4lia inteira H7 est7 to "ansada de !i! 8ue eu sG8uero alu5! 8ue !e $a;a aluns eloios(

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+arissa aretJinour

Brian l&nn# i$ &ou3re %at"hin# "all us e!ail@

Brian l&nn# se vo"9 est7 nos assistindo# liue praente(((e!ail@


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?eather+"Donald

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+araret -ho Oa this %ee the %orld3s !ost per$e"t %o!an#Blae ivel had a bab& irl

O# esta se!ana a !ulher !ais per$eita do !undo#Blae ivel deu a lu< a u!a !enina(((

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+araret -ho and ustin Ti!berlae and essi"a Biel are preoph( No% this people that are that per$e"t toether#doesn3t it ind o$ "an"el out the hotness

E ustin Ti!berlae e essi"a Biel vo ter u! beb9(

Aora esse "asal 8ue so per$eitos Huntos# isso de "erta$or!a no "an"ela a ostosura deles

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?eather+"Donald

essi"a Biel# / !ean is absolutel& oreous and / don3tthin lie he3s oin to lose interest in her# but / dothin on"e she has a id /# / $eel lie her "areer isnot on the sa!e level# but at least %e no% in lieseven &ears she "an et on Real ?ouse%ives o$Beverl& ?ills(

essi"a Biel# 8uero di:C0

+arissa aretJinour

?ere3s the thin( /$ / $eel lie((( Ah# that %ould bes%eet o$ ustin to support his %i$e(

O neG"io 5 o seuinte( Eu a"ho 8ue(((ah# seria be!

$o$o do ustin apoiar sua esposa(01:0>:C ?eather /t "ould be lie the ?arr& ?a!lin ph(


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L +"Donald)oderira ser "o!o o ?arr& ?a!lin(

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+arissa aretJinour

/ have to sa& sex a$ter !arriae is lie er# ph it3soa but sex a$ter a bab& is lie a disaster( /3! sorrustin( /t %ill slo% do%n(

Eu devo di


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(((assustador por8ue vo"9 aparenta 8ue teve u!derra!e 8uando $a< isso( E eu sinto pena por sua

paralisia $a"ial( Eu ne! "onsio i!itar isso# !as 5 o8ue 5 isso( , "o!o se real!ente +ar& a& $osse viraralo# sei l7( rea;o , nisso 8ue eu# eu estou

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lauhinrea;o

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/sso 5 o 8ue eu estava ex"itada sobre 5 u! "ara 8ueestava na Read /t# ele 5 u! ho!e! "o! dois p9nis(

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+araret -ho The& both $un"tion( /t see!s lie one o$ the! is"ir"u!"ised# one o$ the! is not# so &ou have a %ith"heese %ithout "heese(

A!bos $un"iona!( )are"e 8ue u! deles 5"ir"un"isado# e o outro no# ento vo"9 te! u! "o!8ueiHo e outro se! 8ueiHo(

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?eather+"Donald

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01:0C:0I Dr( Ti$$anieDavis ?enr& Jell so!ethin $or ever&one# even thela"toseintolerant# riht

Be!# alo pra todas# at5 8ue! $or intolerante a la"tose#"erto

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?eather+"Donald

Jould &ou rather have t%o lauhter t%o penises ora parasiti" t%in

.o"9 pre$ere dois rea;o dois p9nis ou 9!eossia!eses

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+araret -ho Oh osh# / don3t no%(

Oh deus# eu no sei(01:0C:1C

?eather+"Donald

Be"ause that3s lie &ou3re# &ou3re

)or8ue 5 "o!o se vo"9# vo"9(((01:0C:1M


Jhi"h one Jhat %as it

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Jould &ou rather have t%o penises or a parasiti" t%in# be"ause that3s lie &ou ind o$ absorbed &our t%in asit %as ro%in and no% there3s Hust lie les "o!inout o$ &our sto!a"h(


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.o"9 pre$ere ter dois p9nis ou 9!eos sia!eses# por8ue 5 "o!o se vo"9 absorvesse seu 9!eoen8uanto estava "res"endo e aora te! "o!o se$osse! pernas saindo do seu est!ao(

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+araret -ho And teeth(

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?eather+"Donald

?ave &ou ever seen that

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+araret -ho Qes# he /NAUD/BE

Si!# ele /NAUD.E01:0C:=I

?eather+"Donald

/t3s a!a


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Si!( , "o!o(((5 "o!o Rob o%e e -had o%e#!es!a situa;o(

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?eather+"Donald

Qes# &es# it reall& is( One3s Hust a little !ore attra"tive(

Si!# si!# real!ente( U! deles u! pou"o !aisatraente(01:0C:CM


But the but the& both are a reall& ni"e si


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+araret -ho ?is identit& is se"ret# but $ondl& re$ers to hi!sel$ asDouble Di" Dude# triple D $or short(

Sua identidade 5 se"reta# !as "arinhosa!ente se re$erea si "o!o Senhor )au Duplo# S)D abreviado(

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/t3s a rare "ondition "alled diphallia# and it a"tuall&onl& a$$e"ts about one in $ive !illion# $ive and a hal$!illion !en in the %orld( One in $ive and a hal$!illion(

, u!a "ondi;o rara "ha!ada di$alia# e isso naverdade a$eta apenas u! entre "in"o !ilhVes# "in"o!ilhVes e !eio de ho!ens no !undo( U! entre "in"o!ilhVes e !eio(

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+arissa aretJinour

So# do &ou thin the& have lie a roup %here the&3relie there3s ive o$ us# let3s han out( ie %e ot tolie have a little lie it3s sort o$ lie AA# but lie

Ento# vo"9 a"ha 8ue eles te! tipo u! rupo onde elesso "o!o# te! "in"o de nGs# va!os sair( -o!o setivesse!os u! pou"o de((("o!o se $osse u! tipo deAA# !as tipo(((

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The& have to S&pe# a support roup(

Eles te! 8ue usar o S&pe# a u! rupo de apoio(01:0M:L

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+araret -ho Apparentl& there3s ten o$ the!(

Aparente!ente h7 de< deles(01:0M:C0

+arissa aretJinour

Jould &ou lauhter

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?eather+"Donald

And +araret3s !et all o$ the!(

E +araret "onhe"eu todos eles(

01:0M:CL +araret -ho / no%( ?o% about the ro&al s"re%( )rin"e Andre%3salleed sex s"andal( No%# a %o!an is "o!in $or%ardand said %hat# alleedl the& %ent to an island

belonin to e$$re& Epstein# %ho a"tuall& is a"onvi"ted pedophile( ?e served t%o &ears / prison#%hi"h is not ver& lon to serve but# &ou no%# / al%a&s

believe the vi"ti!s# &ou no%# %hen %o!en "o!e$or%ard that see!s to be# &ou no%# the the&3reoin to tell the truth# / thin(

Eu sei( E sobre a trai;o real( )r4n"ipe Andre%3s "o! o

suposto es"andalo sexual( Aora u!a !ulher apare"eudi


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perten"e a e$$re& Epstein# 8ue na verdade 5 u! pedG$ilo "onvi"to( Ele esteve por dois anos na priso# o8ue no 5 !uito te!po !as# sabe# 8uando !ulheres seexpVe! !e pare"e# sabe# elas# elas $a


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+araret -ho Jell !a&be it3s be"ause %o!en# %o!en and !enettin !arried in Utah and the& %ant to sort o$ sta&+or!on# but the %o!en are ettin prenant and the!en are# are ad!ittin their attra"tion to other !en(

Be!# talve< seHa por8ue as !ulheres# !ulheres eho!ens 8ue esto "asando e! Utah e 8uere! !eio 8ue"ontinuar +or!on# !as as !ulheres esto $i"andor7vidas e os ho!ens# ad!itindo atra;o por outrosho!ens(

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+arissa aretJinour

The& a"tuall& sa& the&3re not a the& are SSA# Sa!eSex Attra"tion(

Na verdade eles diM

+arissa aretJinour

Jill !ae the! even a&er(

Deixa eles ainda !ais a&s(01:0P:>I

?eather+"Donald

And / thin the&3re oin to start a"tin real sass&( /$the&3re not a"tin sass the&3re oin to be lie# !!#&es# /3! oin to "hur"h( lauhter Qou no%# lie#

/ Hust started# / Hust started lovin the %hole thin(


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E eu a"ho 8ue eles vo "o!e;ar a $i"ar be! ousados(Se eles no $i"are! ousados# eles vo $i"ar tipo# !!!#si!# eu vou a ireHa rea;o Sabe# tipo# eu sG"o!e"ei# eu sG "o!e"ei a ostar dessa "oisa toda(

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+araret -ho Qes# this is ti!e $or our $irst drinin a!e( / love a

reat sex test( Jhoever ets it riht ets to drin( Jhat per"entae o$ %o!en use sexual briber& to ettheir !an to help out around the house So %hat do&ou thin# 1L# MP or PL per"ent / !ean this happens#this happens# &ou no%# there3s barterin oin on(

Si!# essa 5 a hora para o nosso pri!eiro Hoo de bebidas( Eu a!o u! bo! teste de sexo( SeHa 8ue! $or8ue a"erte te! 8ue beber( ual per"entae! de!ulheres usa suborno sexual para 8ue o ho!e! aHude"o! as "oisas da "asa Ento o 8ue vo"9s a"ha! 1L#MP ou PL por "ento uero di


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TESTE DE SEXO:

ual a por"entae! de !ulheres usa! suborno sexual para "onseuir 8ue seus ho!ens aHude! "o! as tare$as

de "asaa( 1L

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+arissa aretJinour

/ don3t re!e!ber the nu!ber so / sa& KP

Eu no !e le!bro o n6!ero ento eu dio KP01:0K:>=

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O# isso $oi de!ais# passou lone# ?eather 01:0K:>L

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+araret -ho / !ean# &ou no%

Tipo# vo"9 sabe(((01:0K:LM


Drin up# bab&@ Drin up(

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+arissa aretJinour

?ere3s %h& / said that( / thin the other people %erel&in( / thin it3s !u"h !ore( / thin %hen &ou etinto a !arriae that is &our one "ard# that3s the onethin &ou hold over &our husband( Qou3re lie %e "ando this# but &ou have to do this laundr& list o$ thins$irst# and i$ &ou don3t !ae !e !ad until that ti!e %e%ill do it(

A8ui vai o por8u9 eu disse a8uilo( Eu a"ho 8ue outras pessoas esto !entindo( Eu a"ho 8ue 5 !uito !ais( Eua"ho 8ue 8uando vo"9 entra e! u! "asa!ento 5 a sua6ni"a "arta# 5 a 6ni"a "oisa 8ue vo"9 "onseue usar"o! seu !arido( .o"9 5 do tipo nGs pode!os $a

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Tradução do programa "Tudo sobre Sexo"